BRU BREAKERS
Yer no alane, pal
Yer no alane, pal
Yer no the only yin, chief. We're here tae help.
Yer fridge is full o' Bru
Permanently stained
Need a can in the mornin'
Hidden everywhere
They've staged interventions
Tesco's out? Disaster!
We're here for ye. Nae judgement.
Get Help NooYe've got a problem
Yer local group
Yer story wi' pals
The 12 steps
Made for Scots by Scots
Powerless over Irn Bru
Higher Power (Rabbie Burns?)
Turn our will over
Moral inventory time
Admit oor wrongs
Ready tae change
Remove shortcomings
List folk we harmed
Make amends
Keep takin' inventory
Meditation & prayer
Carry the message
π Glasgow
"Saved ma life, ma teeth, and ma marriage."
π Edinburgh
"This programme works if ye work it."
π Dundee
"Ah chose ma wife. Best decision ever."